EXCUSE ME BUT DID HE ACTUALLY JUST USE A LINE FROM EARLIER BLOOPERS WHAT THE FUCK
i found this on my computer. WHEN IN THE LIVING FUCK DID I MAKE THIS?!
YES.YES.YES. People need to realise this
I laugh so much because there isn’t a truer post
will always reblog this when it shows up on my dash
unimportant fanfic written for own amusement:
important essay due tomorrow:
How Canadians are hatched.
The eggs are laid in mudbeds in the early fall, and will hatch mid-winter as Pucklings to forage for syrup amongst the elk.
canadians are my favorite mythological creature
do americans not do this??
Prince Ariel, as the only son of King Triton, is constantly pushed to find a bride and have children, but he couldn’t be less interested in the female form. He dreams of finding a place where he’ll be accepted for who he is. (Art by thecrownedheart — let me know if you don’t like it being used.)
Look at this place?
Isn’t it neat?
Wouldn’t you think that my life is complete?
Wouldn’t you think I’m the boy, the boy who has everything?
Family and friends,
A palace of gold…
Just how much privilege can one boy’s life hold?
Looking around here you think
"Sure, he’s got everything."
I’ve a father and sisters who love me,
I’ve got ladies who faun and adore.
I guess some of their fins are quite lovely…
But who cares?
No big deal…
I want more….
I wanna be where the people are.
I wanna see all the pretty young men
walking around on those —
what do you call ‘em? Oh, feet.
Flippin’ your fins you don’t get too far,
Legs are required for jumpin’, dancin’
strollin’ along down a —
what’s that word again? —Street!
Up where they walk,
up where they run,
up where they stay all day in the sun!
Happy and free,
wish I could be
part of that world.
What would I give
if I could live
out of this ocean?
What would I pay
to spend a day warm on the sand?
Betcha on land
they accept and
bet they will understand the notion:
don’t want women!
Sick of swimmin’!
Ready to stand!
And ready to know what the people know,
ask ‘em my questions and get some answers…
What’s a rainbow? And why is it —
what’s the word? —Queer?
Get me out of here!
Wouldn’t I love,
love to explore that shore up above!
Out of the sea…
Wish I could be
part of that world.