myotpisgay:

mycaterpie:

eduardo-:

losertakesall:

anglepoiselamp:

Most marine mammals are very flexible because they are made of 99% blorp.

Blorp.

Science.

what the fuck is the last 1%

1% squish

tiasiandaly:

diinkle-berg:

me at the end of the school year.

i want this gif on my grave stone.

saltyvessels:

thathickstergirl:

magicalbeautifulkibi:

ive-been-tired:

kuneria:

Bob Ross used to be a drill sergeant but quit because he hated having to shout at people. 

That at is why he always talked in such a calm voice.

Bob Ross is probably my favorite human being on television

vivisec:

theslowestdrawfag:

imagineyourotp:

 Imagine your OTP slow-dancing to a  love song, with Person A quietly singing the words in  Person B’s ear.

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imagine this happening during the apocalypse and they both know they’re going to die soon

death-limes:

bemusedlybespectacled:

oreides:

lescheveuxoranges:

My boyfriend has some free time, so he does animated fanarts…

Just like that

Yep…

Here’s his blog

no but like

go to his blog, he’s incredible

ANIMATED FANART

wait this is fanart

bordmstriks:

darrynek:

i threw a party once.  threw it really far.  like 200 feet

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animaegan:

madelezabeth:

WARNING: MAJOR SPOILERS
If your friends ever ask you what dmmd is, just show them this.

DMMd in a nutshell

idontneedyourheroact:

my-fandoms-rule:

scolipede:

Like your mother and your cousin, your aunt, your sister-in-law, your grandmother and every single woman in your family.

do they all just mate with the same man or something

obviously they reproduce asexually through mitosis


Title: makes a man go hooyehhahhahh

Artist: 3OH!3 vs Cecil Baldwin

Played: 156243 times

ralphthemouth:

lady—hulk:

It just keeps…… getting. …. better

ask-blood-soaked-pancakes:

the-ackerman-queen:

chrysalisgrey:

do you bite your thumb at us sir

i do bite my thumb sir

do you bite your thumb at us sir

no sir i do not bite my thumb at you sir but i bite my thumb sir

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Attack On Shakespeare 

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I’m sorry, but it had to be saved.

somaperies:

vantasticmess:

astro-butts:

hey you kids wanna buy some drugs

basically the first interaction between humans and a snake ever

maddehhey:

oprahsmom:

toocooltobehipster:

how is he posting this from 4 months in the future

this was taken in February

americans

shmeards:

gods-nips:

I AM SO FUCKING DONE WITH THIS WEBSITE LIKE I CANNOT.

I’VE BEEN LAUGHING FOR LIKE 5 MINUTES STRAIGHT.

Always reblog

© SMULLINGAR